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Summary

This YouTube video discusses the aftermath of an election where Democrats achieved significant victories. The speaker criticizes Donald Trump for avoiding accountability and blaming his party's losses on his lack of direct involvement. The video also touches on various political and social commentary, including the use of food as a form of protest, the ongoing Epstein saga, and the complexities of the current government shutdown. It critiques the rhetoric and actions of prominent political figures, using satire and strong language to convey its points. The speakers also reflect on the nature of political discourse and the perceived lack of empathy in some political figures, referencing historical events and pop culture to make their arguments.

Notes

• Democrats experienced an "electoral sweep" with victories in statewide and down-ballot races.
• Donald Trump reportedly blamed his party's poor performance on his absence from the front lines.
• The speaker humorously mentions throwing a sandwich with provolone.
• A story is shared about a judge who allegedly hated the speaker for stealing her wine.
• The speaker contrasts throwing a sandwich with throwing confidence or condiments.
• There's a brief humorous segment about a "sandwich guy" being freed.
• A preference for throwing shoes at politicians, rather than food, is expressed.
• The idea of wasting food is questioned, with a suggestion to throw shoes at political figures like Dick Cheney.
• A quote about "no food for you until the Democrats let us take away your healthcare" is mentioned as a "not a wishing winning message."
• The economy under Trump is compared unfavorably to 2008, suggesting nostalgia for that period.
• George W. Bush is remembered for being gracious towards Nancy Pelosi.
• The Epstein news is noted for its recurrence after Trump faces "body blows," suggesting a coordinated effort to "soften us up."
• The legal battles between Trump and Rupert Murdoch are mentioned, including a $22 billion lawsuit.
• Pam Bondi's alleged awareness of being in Epstein's files is discussed.
• David Schuster is cited for reporting that evidence against someone is "so much worse."
• The idea of "softening us up for something" is repeated in relation to upcoming news.
• A distinction is made between calling Steven Miller "Satan's butt plug" and calling his head "Satan's butt plug," emphasizing the importance of accurate wording.
• The difficulty of demonizing Steven Miller is discussed, as he might perceive it as a compliment.
• Steven Miller is described with highly colorful and negative imagery, linking him to the "demonic camp."
• Dick Cheney is jokingly accused of using Steven Miller as a "horcrux."
• The idea of the "dark side" turning to Steven Miller due to his perceived evil is presented.
• The speaker's wife, Chelsea, is a Harry Potter fan and appreciated the "Horcrux" reference.
• A hypothetical scenario is presented about what Mayor Adams might do in Gracie Mansion, involving building a ballroom to provoke MAGA.
• The idea of building a mosque as a response is also suggested.
• New York's political week is described as a "barn burner."
• Andrew Cuomo's media portrayal during COVID is mentioned, with a caveat about nursing home deaths.
• The speaker criticizes the lack of pushback against racism directed at a candidate.
• The idea of someone leaving New York if a particular candidate wins is discussed as a sign they never cared about the city.
• Mario Cuomo is remembered positively, and it's suggested his father would have voted for a candidate focused on poverty, even if Muslim, over right-wing Christians who criticize him for his faith.
• John Fugle is referred to as a leader, and the speaker expresses agreement with his stances.
• A church analogy is used for supporting Fugle's views, with "Amen" and "the wave" as recurring elements.
• "No Kings" is discussed, with the observation that people are "pissed" and care about healthcare, food, democracy, and issues being taken away.
• The government shutdown is discussed, with Republicans being blamed, but Trump is seen as having them "backed into a corner."
• Trump is seen as wanting the shutdown and using it to "gut the administrative state."
• The shutdown is happening concurrently with a $40 billion bailout and actions like "ripping down the East Wing."
• The deployment and weaponization of National Guard troops during the shutdown are mentioned.
• Democrats are in a difficult position because signing a bill might mean taking away healthcare from millions.
• The speaker believes Republicans, controlling the White House, House, and Senate, are responsible for the shutdown.
• While people cheer for Democrats, many are getting hurt by the shutdown.
• Trump is characterized as a "sociopath" who doesn't care, suggesting the situation will "get uglier."
• Mike Johnson is referred to as an "aoral puppet" with a "complete lack of empathy."
• A visual metaphor of a guy collapsing and Trump standing there while RFK Jr. "darts off" is presented.
• Previous metaphors mentioned include an "Elon Musk micro penis truck exploding," inaugurating a racist on MLK day, and Trump "tearing down the White House."
• The collapse incident is compared to "Chapaquitic."
• A joke about the Chapaquitic reference being "too soon" is made.
• The speaker acknowledges that liberals have waited decades to make Chapaquitic jokes.
• The possibility of news about Trump's medical condition is anticipated, and the right's expected response of accusing critics of making fun of a medical condition is noted.
• Trump's health is questioned, with descriptions like "40% Crisco" and cholesterol measured with a "dipstick."

Quotes

• Late Tuesday night, after it was obvious that the Democrats had electoral sweep with blot victories in statewide city races and even down ballot campaigns, Trump of course avoided any accountability.
• And just like always needing more cowbell, he said his party's bad night was because he wasn't front and center.
• I threw the sandwich, but I swear it had that provolone.
• Judge hero always hated me because I stole her wine.
• I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments.
• Where I come from, I'm sorry. I'm oldfashioned. We throw shoes at politics food, you know.
• But maybe let's not waste food anymore. people throw shoes at them.
• If if if Dick Cheneyy's motorcade comes by your town, you know what to do.
• No food for you until the Democrats let us take away your healthcare. Just not a wishing winning message Tuesday weirdly, right?
• Trump is the only president who could make 2008 look like the good old days.
• You know what? Come into my room. I'll hold you like I used to when you were a baby.
• Dick Cheney is using Steven Miller as a horcrux.
• Even Miller is so evil the dark side turns to him.
• As soon as he moves into Gracie Mansion, he's going to tear down a wing and build a ballroom just to see how Magga react.
• I say go one better a mosque. Build them.
• New York had some uh Cuomo sexual repair therapy this week is what we had there.
• You know I God bless Mario Cuomo. You know I guess it skips a generation.
• But uh you know again not nursing home deaths notwithstanding. But I mean to just to not push back on the racism the last week.
• To not push back on the racism against this guy and to say that he's going to leave New York if Zoron wins. Well then you didn't care about New York in the first.
• I know for darn sure he couldn't be proud of of the way his son behaved in the last week of the election like that.
• I'm convinced his dad would have voted for Zoron.
• The whole campaign is so focused on poverty, which makes this Muslim more Christian than all of these right-wing Christians hearing him for being Muslim.
• Looks like No Kings wasn't just a bunch of paid protesters. Looks like people are pissed. Looks like they like healthcare. Looks like they eat food. It looks like democracy. Looks like they realize uh who's taking away all three.
• It's difficult because Trump wants the shutdown.
• You know, they want to blame Democrats for it, but he's gutting the administrative state.
• All of this during a government shutdown. Trump wants this.
• The Republicans own the White House, the House, and the Senate. There's no way they're not going to own this shutdown.
• The sad thing is, while we're cheering on the Democrats, a lot of people are really getting hurt here.
• And I'd like to think that Trump could buckle, but Trump's a sociopath. He doesn't care. So it's going to get uglier.
• Mike Johnson's going to be an aoral puppet. That's what a complete lack of empathy looks like.
• The I thought, "No, there when I January and we saw an Elon Musk micro penis truck exploding outside a Donald Trump hotel." I thought, "Nope, there's the metaphor. We're not going to do that."
• Then we inaugurate a racist on MLK day and I'm like, "Okay, we're not going to have a better metaphor than that."
• Then he tears down the White House. I'm like, "Okay, you cannot top this." This is a metaphor.
• And then yesterday, a guy collapses and Trump just stands there while RFK Jr. darts off like it's Chapaquitic.
• That was I did not see. That is how you make a chapic reference relevant.
• Too soon. Too soon. Sorry.
• We liberals have waited decades to make our own chapic jokes. So, pay the tide.
• Take back the night.
• But Mike's uh post when when news eventually drops detailing whatever is wrong with Trump medically, the right will definitely respond with, "How dare you make fun of someone with a serious medical condition?"
• We all have eyes. Look at him. Yeah, the man's body is 40% Crisco, okay?
• Like they they measure his cholesterol with a dipstick, folks. He's not a healthy man.